Gold Nerf Vulcan EB-25 Bundle - QUITE GLUTTONOUS!! Incl ALL *9* Batts, Mission Kit, Belt Refill, Army Men! Start Price USD 109.00 Current Price USD 109.00 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Monday, November 17, 2008 End Time Tuesday, December 16, 2008 Location Seattle, WA See more about 'Gold Nerf Vulcan EB-25 Bundle - QUITE GLUTTONOUS!!' Description Most auctions here are going to offer you one thing - a bare, hungry Nerf Vulcan that still requires a handful of expensive batteries to get going. Oh wait, now you have to go hunt down extra belts and then extra ammunition in order for this to actually feel "automatic". Then you still don't have anything to shoot at, except the dishware of the people you hate the most. And who in their right mind would go and encourage you to do that? Not me! I'm offering you the complete package - the experience of watching your favorite recipient suffer through GLUTTONOUS OVERDOSE as they peel back the paper wrapping, gasping in a combination of TERROR AND SPLENDOR at the SHEER SIZE OF THE FONT used to DESCRIBE the contents: Nerf Vulcan EB-25 (includes the Nerf Vulcan, 25 Darts, and an Ammo Belt) Nerf N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25 Belt Refill (includes another 25 Sonic Darts and another Ammo Belt for an super-crazy 50 Darts in one firing!!!) Nerf N-Strike Mission Kit: Tactical Light (includes a green LED night targeting light that snaps on top, with another 10 Darts and yes batteries are included!) Targets Targets Targets! Remember little green army men? This includes TWO packages of HUGE Army Men! These are nearly 4 inches tall and you get TEN of them! Who wants to shoot at the expensive finery now? NOT THE ADULT OR CHILD WHO OPENED SAID ARMY MEN FROM THE PACKAGE YOU PRESENTED THEM! 6 Rayovac UltraPRO Alkaline D Batteries (brand new, for the Nerf Vulcan) 3 Rayovac UltraPRO Alkaline AAA Batteries (brand new, for the Targeting Light) With this sheer volume of molded plastic and foam Nerf death no one can stand a chance against your co-worker / son / wife / robot / great-great aunt / intelligent pet! Everyone else is going to be so jealous of YOU AND / OR PEOPLE ASSOCIATED WITH. "Why would you name this auction Gold and the other one Value if this one is actually cheaper?" you might find yourself asking. Answer: I ran out of space in the title! This one is almost identical to that one, only this one is the Standard version and not the Value version of the Nerf Vulcan itself. Gold just makes it known that it isn't just a gun. Man, that would be cool if they made a Gold Nerf Vulcan that shot like diamonds and expensive salt and stuff. "Wait, did you Photoshop this picture?" you respond, now impatient. Answer: Absolutely! remains the only reply I've got. It isn't the Value edition of the gun, and I just can't lie to you. Buyer pays shipping costs of $30 via UPS Ground (or $40 for standard shipping to Canada), which is the price I'm paying UPS to send all of this to you. Sorry, this is too heavy to ship overseas. Local Seattle pickups are a-okay! Paypal payments only, please. On Dec-15-08 at 12:11:55 PST, seller added the following information:Local pickups only, please. Place a Bid!